Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
