what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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