Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I understand Curling. That high.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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