I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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