eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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