Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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