just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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