honey bunches of taint.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Damn victory sex feels great
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