with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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