Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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