he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
tell me about the fingering
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
