Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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