the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize