i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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