Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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