Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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