He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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