i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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