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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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