she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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