i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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