everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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