this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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