The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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