420 ftw
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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