Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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