Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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