he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize