I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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