I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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