Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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