she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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