VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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