Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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