it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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