Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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