it hurts more in the daytime
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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