I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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