unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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