Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
