he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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