Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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