Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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