new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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