I am puke
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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