Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
