I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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