question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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