Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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