NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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