He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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