return my video game
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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