I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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